Blossoming in to a woman

In the City I live in, the school district has decided that the maturation presentation will be given in the evening and students who attend must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. While I completely agree with this reasoning, it really sucked hard because I didn't want to go. However sometimes my eldest daughter bullies me in to doing all sorts of things I don't want to do ie cook dinner, help with homework, grocery shop etc

A real mommy daughter bonding experience

So we went to the school and we sat in the gym and we learned about what makes us girls so special. The presenter thought it would make things less awkward if she sprinkled in fun pictures to add imagery to what she was saying. It went something like this:

Giant Unhappy Man eating Vagina monster!!

Okay okay that's not actually the picture she posted of a vagina. She used the kind you'd see in an OB/GYN's office, and I don't think her picture had teeth BUT I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE. It was HUGE and projected on to the wall of the gym. It was bigger than my car and I had to look away because it scared my fragile little soul. It was unnatural and I left the whole production slightly scarred. I even had a tough time sleeping last night after seeing this.

So after we talked about our body parts and all the changes the girls could expect they taught us the importance of brushing our teeth. wait what?! yeah true story I didn't get it either.

and now.........

 I would like to take a page from the instructors book and recap my understanding pictorially:

pre-pubescent

first signs of womanhood

strange and unexpectd but normal

expect a fluctuation in fluids as your body regulates hormones

MENSES RAWWWWR!! 

PMS

menopause

But ladies while we will all go through the same life cycles keep in mind that everyone is different and if you have any questions talk to your parents or a trusted adult.

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