Today is Tuesday - which is weird because it was Tuesday all day yesterday until around 5 when someone brought to my attention it was actually Monday. I cannot explain how hard that sucked! However due to my confusion it's as if I gained a day and I'm repeating my Tuesday :)
This has made me wonder just how affected or is it effected? I can never remember this one. I know my their they're and there as well as my to, too, and two but affect and effect still trip me up. Let's try that sentence again using a trick I taught myself
This has made me wonder just how impacted I am by what day it is. I was in a great mood and really productive until I realized it was Monday. That's when it all went away and I sat down. Therefor I decree I shall have two healthy doses of Tuesday and eliminate Monday all together. This is similar to my previous elimination of Thursday allowing me to enjoy 1st Friday and Friday respectively.
My New Calendar:
This gives us:
Sunday - the day of rest (recovery) Eat rehydrate and be merry for tomorrow you work
Tuesday - The week has begun you have deadlines, expectations, needs, errands it's the beginingish of the week and the potential is limitless. DREAM BIG you can do anything by Friday!
Twosday - All the big ideas of yesterday have been put in to perspective, downsized, and can now truly be accomplished. Still the beginning of the week plenty of time to cross a thing or two off the list.
Wednesday - Wednesday irritatingly known as Humpday (FYI if I'm wished a happy hump day I celebrate by letting my foot hump your crotch)
Wednesday - is the day anyone in business knows as the scapegoat day. When you stumble upon something that requires attention always be happy it was discovered on a Wednesday. Completing the task by the end of the week is a pretty harsh demand. Every boss big or small knows it's too early in the week to ignore too late in the week to complete therefor we all default to "let's visit this first thing Monday" Ha! now we have two whole Tuesdays to work on it :)
1st Friday - you actually work because it's not really Friday. This is the day of the mad dash to complete the weeks to do's because you know damn well you are worthless Friday. After a tough day at "the office" 1st Friday is a great night for a drink with friends, a date, a football game, a late night movie etc
Friday - The beauty of the psychology of 1st Friday is that when you work on actual Friday you'll actually work. You may be a tad tired from the evening before but you're not pent up with a need to escape the work week and get on to the weekend.
Saturday - How do I explain Saturday? I can't, but I know who can. Ladies and Gentleman the Black Eyed Peas (psst click on the link - I haven't figured out how to embed links in pictures on blogger)
......and that will bring us back to Doe!
So today is Twosday. I am in a fantastical mood for absolutely no reason. I really don't have a whole lot to be happy about because these days my life has become a total shit show. I swear to bejeeddgus (bejeeddgus is a mythical creature created by my daughter Aud. It is the love child of Jesus and Buddha. He does magic tricks, loves children, and is pushing 300lbs) I can't get a win. Work sucks, home sucks, love sucks, money sucks, weather sucks, writers block sucks, and I'm cold. Even with all of the aforementioned sucks its hard not to see a light. Aud's second grade teacher at Foxboro was awful and so were her classmates. You could see every day that she came home her little light was a bit dimmer. Today was her first day at the new school and her teacher laughed and smiled and so did Aud. And so did I.
This has made me wonder just how affected or is it effected? I can never remember this one. I know my their they're and there as well as my to, too, and two but affect and effect still trip me up. Let's try that sentence again using a trick I taught myself
This has made me wonder just how impacted I am by what day it is. I was in a great mood and really productive until I realized it was Monday. That's when it all went away and I sat down. Therefor I decree I shall have two healthy doses of Tuesday and eliminate Monday all together. This is similar to my previous elimination of Thursday allowing me to enjoy 1st Friday and Friday respectively.
My New Calendar:
Sunday
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Tuesday
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Twosday
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Wednesday
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1st Friday
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Friday
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Saturday
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This gives us:
Sunday - the day of rest (recovery) Eat rehydrate and be merry for tomorrow you work
Tuesday - The week has begun you have deadlines, expectations, needs, errands it's the beginingish of the week and the potential is limitless. DREAM BIG you can do anything by Friday!
Twosday - All the big ideas of yesterday have been put in to perspective, downsized, and can now truly be accomplished. Still the beginning of the week plenty of time to cross a thing or two off the list.
Wednesday - Wednesday irritatingly known as Humpday (FYI if I'm wished a happy hump day I celebrate by letting my foot hump your crotch)
Wednesday - is the day anyone in business knows as the scapegoat day. When you stumble upon something that requires attention always be happy it was discovered on a Wednesday. Completing the task by the end of the week is a pretty harsh demand. Every boss big or small knows it's too early in the week to ignore too late in the week to complete therefor we all default to "let's visit this first thing Monday" Ha! now we have two whole Tuesdays to work on it :)
1st Friday - you actually work because it's not really Friday. This is the day of the mad dash to complete the weeks to do's because you know damn well you are worthless Friday. After a tough day at "the office" 1st Friday is a great night for a drink with friends, a date, a football game, a late night movie etc
Friday - The beauty of the psychology of 1st Friday is that when you work on actual Friday you'll actually work. You may be a tad tired from the evening before but you're not pent up with a need to escape the work week and get on to the weekend.
Saturday - How do I explain Saturday? I can't, but I know who can. Ladies and Gentleman the Black Eyed Peas (psst click on the link - I haven't figured out how to embed links in pictures on blogger)
......and that will bring us back to Doe!
So today is Twosday. I am in a fantastical mood for absolutely no reason. I really don't have a whole lot to be happy about because these days my life has become a total shit show. I swear to bejeeddgus (bejeeddgus is a mythical creature created by my daughter Aud. It is the love child of Jesus and Buddha. He does magic tricks, loves children, and is pushing 300lbs) I can't get a win. Work sucks, home sucks, love sucks, money sucks, weather sucks, writers block sucks, and I'm cold. Even with all of the aforementioned sucks its hard not to see a light. Aud's second grade teacher at Foxboro was awful and so were her classmates. You could see every day that she came home her little light was a bit dimmer. Today was her first day at the new school and her teacher laughed and smiled and so did Aud. And so did I.
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